hate how any mention of being on knees is immediately assumed to be sucking dick. because maybe theyre eating pussy. did you even think about that? no you only think about yourself

Ghost Flock by Alasdair Wallace (b. 1967)

all the love for the most perfect lass who has never done anything wrong in her whole life

[ID: an edited meme showing a Black man looking out across a street with text above them reading “I bring a sort of “just pirate it” Vibe to the conversation that my “which streaming service is that on” friends don’t really like”. /end ID.]

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

Cheese Garlic Bread (X)

he took a bath 3 times

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

My experience so far...

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

*For apostates part of any origin that doesn't already exist, just choose that origin!

If you want to expand on any ideas you have for any of these, I'm very interested in reading about them in tags, comments, or reblogs!

unstained white shoes and an immaculate manicure. they absolutely did not dig for shit

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they'll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they're sitting on.